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December 07 2015

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mepassistant:

When you get the subventions for a sponsored group of visitors.

November 15 2015

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kevuu:

magiclander:

FLORIDA

“Jones is not being charged with a crime because there’s nothing against the law about driving a truck through a house, as long as it’s your truck and your house.”

decode your teen's texts

official-sovietunion:

lmao: lenin, mao, and others

brb: bringing rad bolsheviks

kmrc: karl marx was really cool

ittiu: i think trotsky is underrated 

rtcm: reading the communist manifesto 

pilsalbway: personally i liked stalin better, what about you?

October 31 2015

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mepassistant:

Whenever there’s a text dealing with net neutrality.

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mepassistant:

When you underline the gap between what is expected of the European Union and its budget.

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mepassistant:

mepassistant:

When we find a lost Commission civil servant in the Parliament.

Back to the Future day : Most successful post of July 2013.

October 24 2015

A Glossary of Terms Explained With Your Mum Doing The Washing

josdidit:

Capitalism: your mum washes does the washing. You pay her a dollar. She complains. You call the police and claim she was rioting.

Communism: your mum does the washing. You do the washing. Every night you salute a photo of your dad.

Socialism: your mum does the washing. You do the cooking. Everyone is theoretically happy.

Fascism: your mum does the washing under the threat of violence

Nazism: your mum does the washing. You gas the laundry room

Feudalism: your mum does the washing and pays you tax

Liberalism: you watch your mum do the washing and feel really really bad. “Something must be done” you say. Something may or may not get done

Libertarianism: your mum does the washing. You believe you did it

Religion: your mum does the washing. You thank god

Atheism: your mum does the washing. You make a YouTube video demanding peer reviewed evidence she did, in fact, do the washing

Misogyny: you hate your mum whether or not she does the washing

Patriarchy: your mum doesn’t exist. The washing is mysteriously done

Men’s Rights Activism: your mum does the washing.You call her a whore.

Matriarchy: your mum does the washing. You do the cooking.  You are really happy pulling your weight in the house

Gamergate-ism: your mum mentioned in her blog she does the washing. You doxed her

Feminism: your mum insists you grow up and do your own washing

White feminism:

your mum hired a woman of color to do the washing


Anti feminism: your mum has left you. A year later, You wrote “fucking whore” with the dirty clothes on the floor

Hollywoodism:

you are Colin Farrell. Your mum is Angelina Jolie. There is sexual tension. An unnamed black maid does the washing

Islamophobia:

your mum does the washing. She left out a sock. You brand her a hygiene terrorist.


Racism

: your mum does the washing. She blames black people


Cultural appropriation-ism

: While your mum does the washing, You steal her dirty clothes and mimic her in public. Public gives you money.

Colonialism: you barge into mum’s room. Claim you “discovered” her room. Dump your dirty clothes on the floor

Geekism: your mum does the washing and dry cleans your cosplay outfit. You build a robot that plays chess and cricket. You sell robot to Google.

Neo capitalism: your mum does the washing. You pay her a dollar. You get her to do your mates washing. Your mate pays you £50

Corporation-ism: your mum considers not doing the washing. u pay your mate £35 to lobby on ur behalf. No dice. You sue your mum for “emotional sabotage”

Americanism: your mum does the washing. It’s in the constitution. END OF DISCUSSION

Ableism: your mum forgot to do the washing. You call her a “retard.”

Mis-genderism: “cheers dude” you say, as your mum does the washing. She tells you she’s not a dude. “Whatever dude”, you say

Mansplaining: your mum does the washing. You tell her how best to do the washing. You have never done the washing.

Sexism: of course your mum does the washing. Duh.

Cat-calling:

your mum does the washing. You wolf whistle at your mum. You are oblivious as to how fucking creepy this is.


Rape culture:

it’s mum’s fault she does the washing/she asked to do the washing/she doesn’t do the washing as much as she says she does


Misandry: that one time your mum refused to do the washing is proof she hates you

Egalitarianism:

that one time you did the washing is proof its all equal and no one needs feminism any more


Hip Hop: everyday im hustling/ every day I’m hustling/ when I bring the basket/mama put the washing in.

Callout culture: your mum’s washing is problematic so you unfollow/block/subtweet/dose her mentions in acid.

Homophobia:

you think it’s unnatural that your mum doesn’t do the washing. Against gods will, even


Hotepism:

Black women are queens.  The white man is a devil. The black race must open their eyes. Mum does the washing.


 Narcissism: You look good in the clothes your mum washed

March 11 2015

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mzenun:

it makes me sad knowing there are still people out there who haven’t watched this show

February 09 2015

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mepassistant:

When the group’s President tries to calm down a MEP who was yelling at another one who was telling something stupid.

February 07 2015

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sz-gefaellt-mir:

Auf dem “Weg der unterbezahlten Hilfskräfte” zur Uni


Was machen Studenten, wenn sie keinen Bock auf die neuen Straßennamen auf ihrem Uni-Campus haben? Richtig: Sie manipulieren ein bisschen im Netz, zumindest so geschehen an der Goethe-Universität in Frankfurt. Weil die Hochschule mehrere Straßennamen und damit auch die Anschrift der Uni geändert hat, haben sich Mitglieder der Fachschaftsinitiative Demokratische Hochschule aus Protest einen Streich erlaubt: Sie benannten kleinere Straßen und Wege des Campus auf Google Maps (Foto: Google Maps/via google.de) einfach um, darunter auch der „Weg der unterbezahlten Hilfskräfte“ oder der „Platz des linken Blocks“. Eine Übersicht der Straßennamen hat Buzzfeed unter diesem Link veröffentlicht.

Mit der Aktion wollten die Studenten, wie hr-online berichtete, Kritik an der neuen Namensgebung äußern. Besonders ärgerten sie sich offenbar darüber, dass die Uni die neue Postadresse an den Theodor-W.-Adorno-Platz verlegt hat. Zuvor lautete die Adresse Grüneburgplatzes, dieser wurde nun aber in „Norbert-Wollheim-Platz“ umbenannt - und erinnert damit an den Zwangsarbeiter, Auschwitz-Überlebenden und Prozessführer gegen die I.G.-Farben Norbert Wollheim. Gute Sache, eigentlich. Aber die Uni solle nun auch zu diesem neuen Platznamen stehen, kritisierten die Studenten.

Tagelang versuchte die Uni offenbar in Zusammenarbeit mit Google die falschen Namen von der Plattform zu löschen, inzwischen ist das gelungen. Aus dem Netz sind die Bilder allerdings noch nicht verschwunden.

Viele, viele scherzhafte Straßennamen an der Uni #Frankfurt auf #GoogleMaps. #ZurGescheiterten Elite http://t.co/DY1u1c5Xp9

— YOU FM (@YOUFM) 4. Februar 2015
Ines Alwardt (@Yina_Shi)

February 05 2015

decode your teen's texts

official-sovietunion:

lmao: lenin, mao, and others

brb: bringing rad bolsheviks

kmrc: karl marx was really cool

ittiu: i think trotsky is underrated 

rtcm: reading the communist manifesto 

pilsalbway: personally i liked stalin better, what about you?

January 25 2015

Using "cat" instead of "tail"

devopsreactions:

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by donttrustcats

January 23 2015

On Tone Policing Linus Torvalds, or Linus Torvalds is a Shit-Eating Pig

manymachines:

Linus Torvalds is a shit-eating pig. The man’s default mode of interacting with his own community is to crash into discussions like the Kool-Aid Man and harangue and insult people for having technical opinions different from his own, regardless of whether he’s right or wrong. This is moronic,…

January 22 2015

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underr8ted:

relax

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x-file:

catazoid:

As promised, here are some pictures of Lyalya’s first walk outside! Look at the bushy little squirrel tail :D the sandpit was her favorite spot! She was extremely excited and threw sand all over the place

this is a fucking squirrel. this is a fucking squirrel with a cat’s head. who is responsible for this

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musiqchild007:

thesewordsofhopeareyourstotake:

pitynotawidow:

this is my new favourite gif

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i have never noticed before today that spidey wasn’t real

still laughing about it 3 hours later

Have you noticed her hair’s flying in the wrong direction?

this is just all messed up

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January 20 2015

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